Screen Cap Game

[Dubs]

"Talia and I are very lucky because we both have natural flat chest and very hard, muscular tomboy stomachs"

[DoT]

"I'm...I'm....I know it was...Where is she?! She's supposed to come in!"

[Dubs]

"We don't eat meat!"

[DoT]

"What a gale! How have I survived!?"

[Dubs]

"I've taken the padding off, Jennifer"

[DoT]

"Praise the Lord! Let's speak in tounges! L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L..."

[Dubs]

D: "See who's standing right behind me?"
J: "Who? Where?"
D: "Oh, she's gone. That's the one I was telling you about - the Comtesse de V...I've forgotten her name. Anyway, she's the one who's having that affair with that chap."
J: "Who?"
D: "That chap with the chateau"
J: "Where?"
D: "Near the Dordogne. You came there with me for a party. Don't you remember? Your mother knew him. Do you remember? You had a big dress on and your BOSOMS kept falling out. "
J: "Where? Where?"
D: "You were at a party nearby with someone else that you had met, and you..."
J: "Anyway, anyway..."
D: "Anyway...She, apparently is now having an affair with a man that's doing it with a porcupine."
J: "No!"
D: Yes...Porcupine? Sorry, concubine, that's what I'm trying to say. Do you know the chap..."
J: "No, no"
D: "Tall chap. Blue jacket. Face. Legs. Hair. You must know him. You must."
J: "Yes, but when? When?"
D: "At the same time!"
J: "Where?"
D: "In Paris! In that little palace in Paris where we stayed. A friend of your mother's came over to look after you because you were ill. Remember? You were ill. The Comtesse of the...eh..."
J: "One with the child, one with the child!"
D: "No no no, you're thinking of another one altogether, different one altogether. Oh, I know who you're thinking of...well, I know a few things about her, that one you're thinking of because I spend Christmas with her family. My brother knows her..."
J: "Anyway, anyway..."
D: "Anyway, anyway...She, the original one...She is the one with the thing!"
J: "No!"
D: "Yeeess"
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J: "What thing?"

[DoT]

"Oh Shit! Bugger! I promised Janey one of these from the shop and it's stuck in buggery Milan! oh bugger bugger bugger."

Now:

[Dubs]

"That would never happen"
"No, because it would be out of tune by now"

[MT]

"You're an utter looooser!"



I sooo want to see the Piano spoof (that is what it is, right G?) Didn't know they had done that - but then again, there are just soooo much of their stuff I'd like to see - I will HAVE to get that 6 DVDs thingy

[DoT]

"Have you any doubts? Any insecurities? Tense nervous headache? Mental heatlh problems? Are you adopted? Accident at work need compensation? COME ON?! Are you an alien??"

Next:

[Dubs]

D: "I personally would not choose the pill."
J: "Why?"
D: "Because all it does is block you philippine tubes and makes your bosoms five times as big, which in your case is unnecessary and careless frankly."

[DoT]

"Miss? Are you a lesbian Miss?"

"Cos we don't know what that is Miss. We'd like to learn Miss."

New:

[Dubs]

J: "On the sofa at the moment we have our financial expert, Dawn French, who's going to be telling us a little bit about what is happening on the market today. Dawn, welcome! What is happening in the market today?"

D: "In the market today people are selling bananas, or apples, or plums. I've noticed some other people are selling huge canteens of cutlery, and some people were selling those little plastic flowers that dance. Have you seen them? Obviously not the real Japanese ones, just the imitation British ones."

J: "What about in the financial market?"

D: "Well, in the financial market people are very nervous at the moment due to money."

J: "Having it or not having it?"

D: "Yes."

[DoT]

"Heart, quater of a pound."

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