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Mar 2, 2006 17:24:34 GMT -5
Post by MT on Mar 2, 2006 17:24:34 GMT -5
That happened to me! I said: Aliens, why me for heavens sakes? You won't believe the answer. Apparently, I am the essence of all that is perfect in human womanhood. So apparently, my eggs are top quality. So I am whisked off into another galaxy. I am man-handled onto a surgical gurney, legs akimbo, and they begin the brutal exploratory probing, through my pants! And to extract me from the pain, they showed me some telly on the ceiling - Smash adverts mostly.. So there I am, on the surgical gurney, strapped down helpless, legs akimbo, and they begin the egg-hoovering - probing all my privates with the micro-fibred cameras. Sucking out all my bodily fluids.. And THEN they rummaged through my handbag! And that's the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Aliens stole my handbag. Aaaanyway - I am here now - didn't have any money as the aliens had my wallet, so I didn't have any cash, so I caught a ride on a spaceship back through the galaxy and made it here today!
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Mar 2, 2006 17:36:40 GMT -5
Post by jenniferaddict on Mar 2, 2006 17:36:40 GMT -5
Hilarious!
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Mar 2, 2006 18:19:22 GMT -5
Post by eowyn723 on Mar 2, 2006 18:19:22 GMT -5
Glad to hear you're now safe and sound!
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Mar 2, 2006 18:56:15 GMT -5
Post by Dubs on Mar 2, 2006 18:56:15 GMT -5
It's amazing the same thing happened to both you and Dawn.
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Mar 2, 2006 19:35:27 GMT -5
Post by MT on Mar 2, 2006 19:35:27 GMT -5
Yes, isn't it?!
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Mar 2, 2006 19:59:14 GMT -5
Post by jenniferaddict on Mar 2, 2006 19:59:14 GMT -5
Yes indeed you experienced the same thing Dawn did in the 2000 live thingie lol!
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Mar 2, 2006 23:21:28 GMT -5
Post by eowyn723 on Mar 2, 2006 23:21:28 GMT -5
Oooh! I'm going to see that soon- when it arrives!
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Mar 3, 2006 7:59:48 GMT -5
Post by jenniferaddict on Mar 3, 2006 7:59:48 GMT -5
Ur gonna love it!
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Mar 3, 2006 11:17:52 GMT -5
Post by MJ - Maxwell Junkie on Mar 3, 2006 11:17:52 GMT -5
Hmm possible.I shall stop being that annoying then.Thanks. Hope springs.
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Mar 3, 2006 13:40:25 GMT -5
Post by jenniferaddict on Mar 3, 2006 13:40:25 GMT -5
No comment.
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Mar 3, 2006 13:52:59 GMT -5
Post by Dubs on Mar 3, 2006 13:52:59 GMT -5
Don't mind MJ, she probably forgot to take her medication.
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Mar 3, 2006 16:58:32 GMT -5
Post by eddielivesinrio on Mar 3, 2006 16:58:32 GMT -5
I believe the honest answer is that everybody was abducted by aliens and are being returned one by one after a certain number of fascinating tests have been done on them. How did you know taht, Dubs?
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Mar 3, 2006 17:06:23 GMT -5
Post by Dubs on Mar 3, 2006 17:06:23 GMT -5
The birds told me.
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Mar 4, 2006 3:31:35 GMT -5
Post by jenniferaddict on Mar 4, 2006 3:31:35 GMT -5
Don't mind MJ, she probably forgot to take her medication. Well I don't mind.
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Mar 5, 2006 8:37:10 GMT -5
Post by Dubs on Mar 5, 2006 8:37:10 GMT -5
I'm bored.
And now everyone knows! Yay!
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