Post by DowwnnTowwnn on Dec 23, 2004 10:56:48 GMT -5
I've already posted this on the other F&S forum, but i thought i would post it here as well 
(Audience gives Jennifer a standing ovatation)
Oh, don't go....stay!
Oh....cheers thanks alot, thank you. I thought everyone was leaving then....stay,stay,stay,stay.
I thought everyone was off then to ITV2 quickly or something. Thank you for the clip package, that was lovely, whif of death there, slight victory moment.
But were still here. I'm here but Dawn fortunely couldn't be here this evening...erm...she couldn't be arsed she doesn't like this sort of thing.
Infact she's written this little thing here,a little thing to say sorry, erm...to just to admit actually, i can read it, i can read it quite well its in my own handwriting, that she's contributed very little to comedy, i've done most of it she's just pulled faces and mentioned mens toliet parts occsionally, i've done all the falling over and shouting and over acting, which is what counts.
I'd like to thank the BBC, i'd like to thank Jon Plowman who's supported us through the binineing differences for the past 20 years, now i don't think the BBC even know we're there, but thank you!Thank you to agent Maureen Vincent, thank you to the BBC, who's been through quite alot of excutives and more than i've ever met, erm....infact that's probably where Dawn is now cuz we've got a parking place at the BBC and we have to take it in turns to lye in it at night, just to make sure....*audience laughs*....no, it's true it's in our contract, but you never know she'll be lying there like a little speed bump now at the BBC, with Natasha (who's surname i can't spell,hehe) parping her horn, you can't get in there....yeah its in our contract Natasha, you cn't get in there.Or Dawn might have been sent to Manchester, she might have been...i don't know. In which case get well soon Jimmy Krankie....i might be needing you soon.
I think actually we've got a little clip of Dawn trying to say thank you, have we? Have you edited that? So it looks good...
(Video of Jennifer and Dawn)
D - I've told you i'm not interested in awards.
J - I know but its gonna be lovely this year Dawn its gonna be beautiful, theres going to be wine circulating and crisps on the table.
D - No! No!
J - Your allowed to go to the toliet in the ad break.
D - No, for 25 years i have told you i am not going to accept that.
J - I know, i know but please just this once, just this once!
D - I'm not going to!
J - Just this one thing.
D - I can't bear that stupid man...
J - Just one thing, one bloody award!
D - That major twit that presents it, whats his name....?
J - No, it's not the same
D - You know, you know erm...
J - No it's not him, its being present ed by...by...June Whitfield.
D - No, its not, its not is it? Who is it? C'mon you know who it is, say his name
J - *whispers* Jonathan Ross
D - Jonathan Ross....the biggest arse of all of them.
J - Don't *starts to do cut sign to camera*
D - I'm not going there to met him, i'm not going *points to camera* promise your not going to use this...
J - What? What?
D - Look into that camera and say, i'm not going to use this.
J - No, i'm not gonna say that.
D - *Grabs Jennifer* Say, i promise i'm not gonna use it!
J - I can't say that!
D - Alright, i'm gonna have to squirt you with my bosoms.
J - Oh!
*Dawn puts boobs in Jennifer's face and 'squirts' her and then turns to camera and 'squirts' it*
D - ...and to all of you! *Sticks fingers up*
(Back to awards)
J - Cheers thanks alot, thanks alot!
(Audience gives Jennifer a standing ovatation)
Oh, don't go....stay!
Oh....cheers thanks alot, thank you. I thought everyone was leaving then....stay,stay,stay,stay.
I thought everyone was off then to ITV2 quickly or something. Thank you for the clip package, that was lovely, whif of death there, slight victory moment.
But were still here. I'm here but Dawn fortunely couldn't be here this evening...erm...she couldn't be arsed she doesn't like this sort of thing.
Infact she's written this little thing here,a little thing to say sorry, erm...to just to admit actually, i can read it, i can read it quite well its in my own handwriting, that she's contributed very little to comedy, i've done most of it she's just pulled faces and mentioned mens toliet parts occsionally, i've done all the falling over and shouting and over acting, which is what counts.
I'd like to thank the BBC, i'd like to thank Jon Plowman who's supported us through the binineing differences for the past 20 years, now i don't think the BBC even know we're there, but thank you!Thank you to agent Maureen Vincent, thank you to the BBC, who's been through quite alot of excutives and more than i've ever met, erm....infact that's probably where Dawn is now cuz we've got a parking place at the BBC and we have to take it in turns to lye in it at night, just to make sure....*audience laughs*....no, it's true it's in our contract, but you never know she'll be lying there like a little speed bump now at the BBC, with Natasha (who's surname i can't spell,hehe) parping her horn, you can't get in there....yeah its in our contract Natasha, you cn't get in there.Or Dawn might have been sent to Manchester, she might have been...i don't know. In which case get well soon Jimmy Krankie....i might be needing you soon.
I think actually we've got a little clip of Dawn trying to say thank you, have we? Have you edited that? So it looks good...
(Video of Jennifer and Dawn)
D - I've told you i'm not interested in awards.
J - I know but its gonna be lovely this year Dawn its gonna be beautiful, theres going to be wine circulating and crisps on the table.
D - No! No!
J - Your allowed to go to the toliet in the ad break.
D - No, for 25 years i have told you i am not going to accept that.
J - I know, i know but please just this once, just this once!
D - I'm not going to!
J - Just this one thing.
D - I can't bear that stupid man...
J - Just one thing, one bloody award!
D - That major twit that presents it, whats his name....?
J - No, it's not the same
D - You know, you know erm...
J - No it's not him, its being present ed by...by...June Whitfield.
D - No, its not, its not is it? Who is it? C'mon you know who it is, say his name
J - *whispers* Jonathan Ross
D - Jonathan Ross....the biggest arse of all of them.
J - Don't *starts to do cut sign to camera*
D - I'm not going there to met him, i'm not going *points to camera* promise your not going to use this...
J - What? What?
D - Look into that camera and say, i'm not going to use this.
J - No, i'm not gonna say that.
D - *Grabs Jennifer* Say, i promise i'm not gonna use it!
J - I can't say that!
D - Alright, i'm gonna have to squirt you with my bosoms.
J - Oh!
*Dawn puts boobs in Jennifer's face and 'squirts' her and then turns to camera and 'squirts' it*
D - ...and to all of you! *Sticks fingers up*
(Back to awards)
J - Cheers thanks alot, thanks alot!
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